“Virulent bacteria on a petri dish.” - The Groundwater Diaries
“The case shocked many liberals in the cities, such as the humourist Dorothy Parker, who had vigorously protested the innocence of the two.” - One of my history textbooks
“Ring those bells”.
This is not accurate at all but HILARIOUS
“When is this over?” I ask Bob.
“No,” I said, flushing. “I’ll go ahead.”
“Fine,” I said. - Norwegian Wood.
OMG this is hilarious.
Three solemn nods.
“A guy with moonlight-white skin and long black hair, clothed in a black coat, black jeans, and black Doc Martens, quickly raised his arm to shield his eyes-seemingly from the glars of the headlights rather than the imminent impact of the pickup.”
So your saying I’m gonna hit some handsome dude with my truck while having sex?
(via intoxicatedbylautner)
